Lisbeth's modeling work :)

A shot from my shoot with Jodajen in Denver, Colorado while I was on tour with Imperative Reaction...

My skinny ankles and my favorite LV shoes

I will be here!!!

Had a busy weekend in AZ. Love how this turned out..

Crutches

Cane

White collar

White stockings (with holes and all messed up)

White shoes

Roll of medium white satin ribbon

White skirt (lace or satin-in flare cut)

White gloves

Black button down for Ted (no long sleeve)

Haircut

Safety pins



I am soooo looking forward to this shoot! I finally get to pose with my husband. I came up with some other random ideas today that I must run by the artist; I hope she likes them!

"I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all grilled leavin lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars"

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If you are tagged write 10 random facts about yourself and then tag 5 friends.
1. I have a beautiful, intelligent, and feisty daughter who makes my life nothing short of exciting.

2. I dated my husband for 8 years before we got married (our story is epic to say the least).

3. I have lived all over the country and it was mostly on my own (I moved out at 14).

4. I want to eventually own a home on Martha's Vineyard, the island I used to live on.

5. I am loyal beyond belief and very protective of my friends.

6. I am very open-minded and hate judgmental people.

7. I am a fighter, and I will never back down. That doesn't mean I let assholes drain me of my energy, I mostly just laugh at them while making them look like assholes at the same time, HAHA!

8. I make this weird duck like sound to scratch my throat.

9. I was born with my intestines on the outside of my body and have the scar to prove it; I was a fighter even then and survived months in the hospital and multiple surgeries.

10. I am the type who takes negativity from others and uses it to her advantage. Haha, the more you fuck with me, the more this negativity turns into fuel to do well. Thanks dumbasses!

Tagging ::drum roll::

Gianna
Jaz
Kristen
Kellie
Ted

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What are 5 of your pet peeves, or things that irritate/annoy/piss you off in general?
( In no order)

1. Bitches who treat people like shit just because they feel like it.
2. Men who lie and lie and lie like cowards.
3. Catty competitive bitches (sad thing is just about ALL females are like this no matter what I do) FUCK YOU WHORES. 
4. People who treat me like shit and think that I will always come back for more.
5. Groupies who try to kiss my ass just to get closer to my husband. And groupies who push me out of the fucking way to hang all over my husband. AND groupies who are texting my husband at 2 AM even when said groupies are MARRIED. 

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The painting I sat for with Rachel Bess will be shown at the Phoenix Art Museum May 13th- June 8th. If you happen to be around, check it out!

I am SO excited about this, it's silly. Out of everything I've done with this modeling thing, this is what I am most happy about. I think it's super cool that a painting of me will be hanging in a museum!!!

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